Pee & Poo

Hey kids, why don't you toss out that dirty ol' teddy bear and play with Pee & Poo instead! Out of Stockholm Sweden comes this plush cuddly duo that teaches children about excrement by encouraging them to get close and cuddle with it. Originally named Piss & Shit, this duo was marketed as action figures for Sweden's fan-geek collectables demographic until realizing that Sweden has no such demographic due to an overabundance of attractive people and the absence of Comic-Con. The brand has since evolved to include clothing for children and adults, plush key chains and temporary tattoos. We're eagerly awaiting the new accessories line rumored to include a corn necklace for Poo as well as the newest member of the team, Spew. You can buy all of your Pee & Poo products here, click on Bits & pieces (eww) to send e-cards, download a Pee & Poo wallpaper for your computer or even play the Pee & Poo memory game. Personally I think Poo would look great dangling from the rearview mirror of any chic driver's Saab convertible.