Terrorist @ A Child Of The Jago

Joe Corre, fashion mastermind and founder of the painfully sexy and luxurious lingerie brand Agent Provocateur, along with Simon "Barnzley" Armitage have released their Terrorist line to be sold in A Child Of The Jago, Corre's unique East London boutique. This collection is beyond cool and flawlessly welds 17th century conventions to an urban chic stye described as "Victorian Pimp."

The collection includes Apache cashmere hoodies, day-glo jackets camouflaged in Victorian pornography and digitally printed graphic t-shirts made of soft bamboo and adorned with pictures of Napoleon, Geronimo and classic works by 17th century artist William Hogarth.

Words cannot explain how much I want to bedizen myself in this fashion genius. Unfortunately, to my knowledge, it's not available in the U.S. or online just yet, only at A Child Of The Jago. Perhaps I will plan a trip across the pond with an empty suitcase. Though upon my return I suppose it'd be best to refrain from telling customs that I'm carrying a suitcase full of Terrorist.... then again, as Corre says, "It's just a word used to describe the enemy."

Zuriick sneaks

Always on the lookout for some fresh canvas slip-ons. Me thinks it's time to cop a pair of Zuriicks. Simple shoe, funky colors and a purple sole. Sure, why not? Summer's half over, better act fast. Get them here (though not before I do).

Zuriick site

The Crumberazzi

Watch out Perez! The mighty crumberazzi has taken to the streets to snap all of the juicy celebrity gossip armed with his state of the art iPhone camera. Who do we have here? Why it's none other than one half of the mighty Olsen twins. Here we see Ashley Olsen getting something from the back of her black SUV. New Fashion samples? a pregnancy test!? DRUGS!?!? no no wait, it's groceries. How scandalous! The successful child tv star turned fashion designer is actually stocking up on groceries from Whole Foods for her, possibly a friend's? West Village apartment. Who does she think she is!? Stay tuned for more candid, exclusive crumberazzi photos.

Monogrenade - Ce Soir

Monogrenade delivers this lightly haunting and surreal, stop motion music video, Ce Soir. It's as if the Brothers Quay decided to film the ghost of Magritte's Son of Man going for a stroll and a dance through Van Gogh's Bedroom in Arles. Bon!

Sean Bones!

Hot off the streets of Trenchtown Brooklyn comes Sean Bones and their new album "Rings." Funky reggae grooves guaranteed to stamp summertime on the ears of any listener. "Poppy reggae... heavy and weird," - Sean Bones Sullivan (front man). Listen to the album here.

House of Imagination

Dear Syfy Channel, please allow me admittance into this house. I promise I will be nice and play by the rules. I can't promise, however, that I won't try and find Lou Diamond Phillips and challenge him to an epic game of lazer jai-alai.

Aretha on the keys

A good friend of mine passed this on to me as some "materials for human growth." Old footage of none other then Aretha Franklin on the keys playing "Don't Play That Song For Me." Amazing, she kills it. The sound is so good and that soul is second to none.

New Yeti. Aim. Fire!

New Yeti. Aim. Fire. by e.h. Check out the site to see the better animated version.

Get some Nuts!!

Snickers has always had some pretty good ad campaigns but this takes the taco. Nothing too surprising here, Mr. T makes a dramatic entrance and opens with "You makin' me mad sucka!" right before launching into a full on Snickers catapult aerial attack. I find this hysterical and can't get enough of this ad, which is fitting because I would also eat, live, breath and bleed Snickers (especially the ice cream bars) if it was socially acceptable.

GYMKHANA 2 Project

Ken Block, arguably the best rally car driver in the world, shows his precision skills in the cockpit of a custom 2009 Subaru Impreza WRX in this second Gymkana infomercial. Just Watch. Very Imprezive (pun intended).